March 12, 2009

you know my friend, Gwen

is it me or does a subscription to goop totally feel like being friends with Gwyneth-freaking-Paltrow? I mean, seriously, each goop newsletter i get is like receiving an email from only my most ridiculously hip, wise, fashion savvy, foodie, child-rearing extroirdinaire, health conscious, chic, girl next door, hot ass friend, Gwyn.

p.s. i wrote this BEFORE the media let into her like she was the only one (of us) narcissistic enough to think the rest of the world might be interested in what they know.

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